I found heaven.
I don't know why the folks haven't taken me there before because oh my gowsh! I was mesmerized by the sheer beauty of it all, it was ... oh here just look, I had Daddy stop and Mommy take a picture so you could see it ...
Do you have any idea how many ceiling fans there are at Lowes?! More than I know how to count! It was awesome, and Mommy says if I am a good baby she'll take me back there sometime. So in related news, I have become the best behaved baby ever!