Am I sick?
Nope.
Injured?
Nope.
Do I even like the dang place?
Uh-uh!
But Mommy took me again. I now weigh MORE than I did at birth, which got Mom pretty excited -- 8 lbs 12 oz. My head is bigger too, by a quarter of an inch -- 14.25 in. They tell me that means my brain s growing, which I could have told them that. But they couldn't leave it at that. They had to poke me and look me over, take off my diaper and all that stuff. I gotta talk mom out of going to that place between now and when I turn 2 months old!
To prove how sick she is, she even took this picture. It was in between torture sessions so I look calm, but trust me, it was horrible.
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